Tonight Jillian was taking a bath. She had her butt up in the air. I told her to put it down. She did. Then she put it back up, then down. She was messing around like that for about 5 minutes. I asked her why she kept putting her butt in the air. She told me that she needed a grey bar for it. I asked what do you mean a grey bar? She said like on tv when someone's bathing suit falls off and they put a bar up over their privates!
She keeps me laughing!
Monday, February 2, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Great things said by Jillian
About a month ago we were in the truck on our way to Connor's basketball game. Jillian looked at Connor and said "You're breath smells like an elephant's butt." We died laughing since we have no idea how she knows what an elephant's butt smells like. Apparently it smells like bad breath.
A couple of weeks ago, Jillian and I were driving in the car. she was tooting up a storm. I told her that when we got home she needed to go to the bathroom. She asked why. I told her because she was smelling up my car! She then informed me that her farts smell like cherries. I told her only if cherries smell like butt!
Two days ago she wanted to eat out. I told her no because it was healthier to make dinner at home and daddy was trying and to lose weight. She told me that she liked his big belly and I said too bad. Later that night, she walked up to Matt and ask, "Do you like being fat?" He said no, not really. she said "well, I like you big belly. I don't want you to lose it." He asked why. She said "because I like to bounce on it and I'll hurt you if you don't have a big belly to bounce on."
A couple of weeks ago, Jillian and I were driving in the car. she was tooting up a storm. I told her that when we got home she needed to go to the bathroom. She asked why. I told her because she was smelling up my car! She then informed me that her farts smell like cherries. I told her only if cherries smell like butt!
Two days ago she wanted to eat out. I told her no because it was healthier to make dinner at home and daddy was trying and to lose weight. She told me that she liked his big belly and I said too bad. Later that night, she walked up to Matt and ask, "Do you like being fat?" He said no, not really. she said "well, I like you big belly. I don't want you to lose it." He asked why. She said "because I like to bounce on it and I'll hurt you if you don't have a big belly to bounce on."
Saturday, January 17, 2009
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